Camille here with a little Pet Talk

We missed the “free rabies shots for parishioners’ dogs” event a few weeks back. We look forward to those because it’s the only way our little (not really) Juniper Joe gets her shots. But my mom mentioned that even if we knew of that event, we wouldn’t be able to take our dachshund there. “She’s too heavy. I can’t carry her by myself,” my mom stated.
You might think, “What? It’s just a dachshund!” but the truth is, our dog is overweight, and therefore, heavy. She doesn’t get any exercise (no one walks her) and she just sleeps all day (just like most people in our household, hahaha). I am aware of the health risks she faces, but she’s a real big eater. She’ll probably hate us if we put her on a diet.
Think diet pills work on dogs? Kidding. I guess if her owners themselves won’t diet, I suppose she won’t either.